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You don’t deserve to live, kid


Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Film Victoria’s “Planet Slayer”

I was reading over at the Random Yak and saw this little gem:  Planet Slayer  what is that?  The claims that you will “Get the dirt on greenhouse without the guilt trips. No lectures. No multinational-bashing (well, maybe a little…). Just fun and games and the answers to all your enviro-dilemas.”  yummm, yeah.  Fun games like “Prof. Schpinkee’s Greenhouse Caluclator” Where you can “find out when you should die!” based on your “carbon consumption”.  What joy! How fun!.  I should have lived to the ripe old age of 15 and our friendly Yak is reporting that she should have offed herself at about 3 in order to save the planet from her glutinous, carbon-pigging lifestyle.  No guild trips?  Really?

2 thoughts on “You don’t deserve to live, kid”

  1. Sure … the dead don’t have guilt. That’s a problem for the living, and since neither of us should still be kicking around, we shouldn’t have guilt.

    Or something like that.

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