Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Film Victoria’s “Planet Slayer”
I was reading over at the Random Yak and saw this little gem: Planet Slayer what is that? The claims that you will “Get the dirt on greenhouse without the guilt trips. No lectures. No multinational-bashing (well, maybe a little…). Just fun and games and the answers to all your enviro-dilemas.” yummm, yeah. Fun games like “Prof. Schpinkee’s Greenhouse Caluclator” Where you can “find out when you should die!” based on your “carbon consumption”. What joy! How fun!. I should have lived to the ripe old age of 15 and our friendly Yak is reporting that she should have offed herself at about 3 in order to save the planet from her glutinous, carbon-pigging lifestyle. No guild trips? Really?
Simply Catholic 
Sure … the dead don’t have guilt. That’s a problem for the living, and since neither of us should still be kicking around, we shouldn’t have guilt.
Or something like that.
ohhh…
Does that mean we are really The Living Dead? (cue ominous music)